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Jason Todd ([personal profile] batstard) wrote2020-12-28 02:17 am
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IC CONTACT - MASK OR MENACE

[The default voicemail is still set up here. No name is attached to it, just the number.]
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[personal profile] batstard 2016-12-13 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want friends. What the fuck would I need a friend for?
performance: (Are you reciting Jesse's Girl?)

[personal profile] performance 2016-12-13 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, that's easily one of the saddest sentences I've ever heard.
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[personal profile] batstard 2016-12-13 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Not everyone is as needy as you, Dick. And I told you, I'm not fucking interested in being happy or any of that shit. So what the fuck would I need friends for, exactly?
performance: (seriously though.)

[personal profile] performance 2016-12-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
You're not interested in being happy? [ Said with all the unimpressed incredulity that a teenage boy can muster, which is a lot. ] Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
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[personal profile] batstard 2016-12-13 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Are you judging me? I'm feeling judged right now. Friends aren't supposed to judge each other, Dick. You're awful at this.
performance: (134)

[personal profile] performance 2016-12-13 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
You have no idea what you're talking about. Friends judge each other all the time. We're off to a wonderful start.
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[personal profile] batstard 2016-12-13 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Do friends hang up on each other all the time?
performance: (Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.)

[personal profile] performance 2016-12-13 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
All the time. Hang up on me and our pact will be complete.
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[personal profile] batstard 2016-12-13 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooooh, almost got me, Dick. But you know, the thing is --

[ YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT THE THING IS BECAUSE

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